ONLINE MAMA VILLAGE

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ENROLLMENT PERIOD CURRENTLY OPEN UNTIL JUNE 8th

CURRENT SPOTS LEFT: 8


WHENTF? June 10–July 29th, 2019

WHOTF? Cool cat mamas from all continents

WHERETF? A secret little corner of the world tucked away in social media

WHATTF? 6 weeks of talking to yourself on your iPhone (and sharing it with the other worldly mamas.)

WAIT WTF? Read more below…

ONLINE MAMA VILLAGE

On·LINE Ma·MA VIL·Lage /ɒnˈlʌɪn/‘mämə’ VILIJ/  noun  

Definition of online mama village

  1. A virtual settlement of incredible women coming together for insight, swearing, giggles, and support. 

  2. slang: Heck f*ck yeah!

 
DEAR MAMAS OF SMALL HUMANS,

We are not designed to mother on our own. 

For it takes a village to raise a mother.

“the modern lifestyle ‘village’ is broken and isolating.”

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What if you could redefine motherhood in a way that suits you and your needs?

A way that would inspire generations of mothers after you?

For the record, that’s my knee.

For the record, that’s my knee.


ARE YOU READY TO USE YOUR TIME & ENERGY WISELY TO:

  • “under-parent” and “macro-manage”

  • give “mama guilt, that f*cking b!tch” a timeout

  • develop deeply nourishing self-care habits

  • raise your kid(s) in a way that feels deeply right to you

  • have open, honest conversations

  • build and leave an inspiring legacy in your community. At home. And beyond…

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Come explore how it feels to be deeply nurtured, inspired, and supported in the Online Mama Village.

Here’s what you get:

 
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+ 6 MINI LESSONS covering topics on how to:  

  • feel mentally clearer 

  • feel physically lighter 

  • feel emotionally supported 

  • become spiritually curious

  • master the art of effortlessness

  • maybe some ‘non-mom’ dancing. Maybe.

  • and some swearing. Definitely.

+ FUN WEEKLY CONTESTS VIA FB & PRIZES IN YOUR HOME MAILBOX

+ BONUS MATERIAL (e.g., self-care routines, yin yoga goddess series, etc.)

+ A CRAZY SUPPORTIVE COMMUNITY OF MAMAS living all across the world with nuggets of insights and swear words to share for many years to come 

+ VERY SPECIAL, HILARIOUS, AND PASSIONATE GUEST SPEAKERS 

+ A SHITLOAD OF LIGHTHEARTED FUN

& MUCH MORE…

 


 
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WANT IN?


COME JOIN THE ONLINE MAMA VILLAGE FIESTA
Reserve your spot by enrolling below.

$397.00 USD


 

WHAT DO OTHER MAMAS SAY?

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“The mama online course was everything to me. It saved me.”
—Karin Hasselvik, Founder of Pompom Social

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“Really loved the introspection. This course was f*cking brilliant!”
—Gilly Seagrave in a proper British accent, Founder of Eka

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“This Mama Village was exactly the salve that I needed to carve out meaningful time to contemplate and expand my experience of motherhood, and I laughed. A lot.

Months later I am still riding the wave of creativity and energy that can't help but come when you bring a group of thoughtful, badass women together.”
—Tasha Miller, Founder of The Mama Cooperative

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TOP 5 MAMA EXCUSES 


1.  “But I have no time.”

That’s bullsh*t. We all have the same 24-hour days.
This course will help you unlearn, undo, unload.
It will actually help you enjoy more of your precious time, each day.

 

2.  "I can't commit to the financial investment right now."

My mentor once shared with me that clients who feel they can’t afford my reasonably priced courses probably have an underlying scarcity mindset. That is, they are most likely overstretched in life.

The very moment you commit is the same moment your transformation begins.

 

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3.  "What do I really need to commit to?”

Nothing, technically. Just show up with your iPhone and a healthy sense of humor. 

You may have to wear headphones for ~1 hr/week but on your clock.

You do NOT need to show up live except for the LAST fiesta call. Everything else is done on your own time. 

 

4.  “But I live on the other side of the world”

That’s perfect! We want to hear how you mother there. 
Whatever country, whatever time zone, whatever you have going on, you can join. 
Bring on the nomadic village!

5.  “Carmela, I consider myself a lady. Why all the swearing?”

Swearing marks adult-mama-time. We are watching our words around our little ones most of the time. So this is a space to freely use the fuck out of that colorful language :)

 Et voila!


 
 
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*** LIMITED SPACE. JOIN NOW ***


Reserve your spot by enrolling below.

$397.00 USD

 
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